Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Lawyers, Guns, and Money: Apologies to Warren Zevon

The Shit has Hit the Fan!


Thanks to my friend Kathleen for the inspiration.  Just a few words changed here and there:




The text:

I went to deal with a banker the way I always do.
How was I to know he was with the Russians too?

I was gambling with campaign funds, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!

I'm an innocent bystander!
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in the White House, I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns, and money
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Send lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!"

The sh!t definitely is hitting the fan!

Here's the original by Warren Zevon for your listening pleasure:




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